talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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