she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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