I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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