I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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