you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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