get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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