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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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