Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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