that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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