Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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