STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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