You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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