We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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