it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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