its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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