I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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