i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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