I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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