I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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