I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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