he wants to bone in the snuggie
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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