it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
It's blow job season.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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