Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I had to cum in my sink.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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