and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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