doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I died a long time ago.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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