you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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