She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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