Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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