And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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