I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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