Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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