with your own penis?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Can I color on your dick again?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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