Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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