idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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