okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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