Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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