Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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