elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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