Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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