Non-Jews are for practice
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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