So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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