Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
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Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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