Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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