You're so nebulous sometimes
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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