If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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