Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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