I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Randomize