I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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