On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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