If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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