ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
We had sex on a dog bed..
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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