I think i peed on brittanys purse
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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