...so i touched it.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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