best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize