I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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