used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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